Let’s Play Goat Simulator

Let’s Play Goat Simulator

Let’s Play Goat Simulator! Let’s Play Goat SimulatorOh my first ironic game on the channel (if you don’t count that Panchito Chepas game (WHORES)). Gotta thank Matt and Jen for gifting it to me.

Let’s Play Goat Simulator:

Unfortunately I know that absolutely none of the jokes which I say about this game will be original, but I’ll proceed anyway.

I just have to say that thank God the developers of this game listened to the cries of the masses; finally we know what it’s like to be a goat. The answer: pretty damn buggy. I don’t know how goats do it.

Actually I know exactly how goats do it, because I played a goat simulator, and now I can say from experience that goats are indestructible. No matter how anti-gravity machines they stumble into, how many explosions they cause with their tongue, how many times they make that patented goat sound, you can’t bring a good goat (or any goat for that matter) down.

But yeah, it’s ridiculous; what did you expect from a game called “Goat Simulator”?

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